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Because Lazigyrl did it. That's why!

 Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? No

Does a kiss make you feel better? Depends who is doing the kissing.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Um, yeah; but it was food poisoning related.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? I start the water first so I can set it at the right temperature.

What did you do today? Work.

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? No

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? No.

Have you ever thought about your death? Frequently.

Ever been in love? Yes

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? Permanent

What is your favorite sport? Sex

What color is your shower curtain? Have a shower door

Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties? No

Do you know how to use chop sticks? Yes

Lyrics stuck in your head? Not at the moment

Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees? Yankees - pinstripes.

What are you doing tomorrow? Work

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? The server at Wendy's in Perth. He has perfect vampire teeth.

Have you ever run over an animal? Hit a dog four years ago. He was okay. (Glancing blow at a very slow speed. He ran out in front of me.)

What is your favorite cereal? Homemade oatmeal with raisins

Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No

What are you doing right at this moment? Taking a break at work

Do you think it's right for straight guys to get their tongues pierced? No. It's not right for gay guys either. Causes dental fractures.

Where's your favorite place to be? In my own mind.

What's your favorite song? Currently, it is Mime Abduction by The Arrogant Worms

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Would have to be alcohol because I can't stand coffee. 

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire? No

Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes

Have you ever been arrested? No

Do you dream in black and white? Not usually

Do you talk in your sleep? No; but I've been told I laugh in my sleep

Are you a redneck? Only partly

Funniest thing you heard all day? "M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands." (Context is everything.)

What are you afraid of? A lingering death. Death doesn't frighten me; but I want to go quickly without being a burden.
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