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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I punched carole_massingin the arm (-10 points). In October I pulled lazybutmoreso's hair (-5 points). Last month I helped rusty_armour</lj>hide a body (-173 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to altitudeandwine</lj>in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (113 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
njc2007

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Man have you pulled the wool over Santa's eyes.
Moi? Santa knows I've been a good little girl. I just didn't tell him about all the murders in my novel.

Also...

And sure you helped rusty_armour hide a body, but did you help me cover up genocide? No you did not. Now I'm on Santa's Naughty list.

Re: Also...

Yeah; but you would have been on Santa's naughty list just for the stuff you write. It's way to hot for Christmas. It would melt all the snow.
Aaaarrrgggghhh!!! You swore you wouldn't tell anyone about the body, not even Santa!
What body? I have no recollection of a body. I did not have _____ (fill in the blank) with that _____ (fill in the blank).
Thanks for the bone marrow. :)
Had a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with it.
Marrow is supposed to be good for you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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