September 30th, 2010

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Writer's Block: A mile in these shoes

Which living person would you choose to be for a week, and why?

I'd choose to be Bill Gates so I could redirect some of his money my way as a penalty for creating "ribbons" in Microsoft Office. Seriously, pretty much all Windows software uses a standard menu and he had to mess with it. I wouldn't mind so much if there were a compatibility setting so I could still use Office 2007 with the 2003 menu system, but no, he had to go and make everyone feel like stupid idiots because we can't find a damn command. I think this calls for megabucks in penalties.