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I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What is it?

1. Bakery: Apple pie; but only if made with Northern Spy apples
2. Produce: cauliflower (I'd have picked Northern Spy apples; but that's covered in the bakery section)
3. Meat: nice thick steak
4. Frozen: Chapman's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
5. Dry goods: pasta side dish to go with the steak and cauliflower
6. Dairy: Milk for making the pasta side dish

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day..
What 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. electronics recycling
2. would you like the tour to see what we actually do with this stuff?
3. less than 1% is resaleable
4. we take everything apart and separate the remainder by waste stream
5. we throw out approximately one garbage pail per week; everything else is recycled


What 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?

1. sleep
2. eat
3. go to the bathroom
(Yeah, I can be kinda literal)

Sweet, you just scored a whole day to yourself.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. sleeping
2. reading
3. cross stitching
4. playing on the computer
5. sewing

We’re going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Birds - always birds
2. More birds
3. And, um, well, birds

You just scored tickets to the taping of any live show that comes on t.v. of your choice.

1. Holmes on Homes

You’re hungry for ice cream. I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone:

1. Chocolate chip cookie dough
2. ditto
3. ditto
(I'm not one for mixing flavours)

Somebody stole your wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.

1. driver's licence
2. health card
3. Amex
4. Visa
5. Bank card

If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. You hated accounting the first time you considered majoring in it; don't put yourself through it twice.
2. Get a trade...go into something that can't be shipped overseas. Become an electrician.
3. Find men who want to be your friend first. Save your sexuality for the right one. Trust your gut when you meet him. Just marry him again. That's the one thing you'll do right in this world.
4. Stop avoiding medicine for depression. Get meds while still in school. Life is much better when it isn't overwhelming.

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