I have an incident with a crazy neighbour.
I was quite concerned because I felt I was being accused of something like child pornography. Finally being fully awake, I got dressed and went to speak with her. Her son answered the door and, from behind him, she started listing off names of people I’ve never heard of and accusing me of conspiring with them. She told me I had a Mac computer (I don’t) and was using Darwin. I asked her what Darwin was. She said we were playing video games until all hours of the night and keeping her awake. This is false. She continued with her assertion that she would “call the cops” and they would confiscate our computers. I lost my temper and yelled at her as I walked away, “You, lady, are one whacko nut job bitch.”
Of course, this incident just set me up to have a really bad day. I'm feeling better now. The landlord told me the fruitcake is moving out August 1st. In the meantime, we're being extra careful to keep our doors locked.